
Here we are 2 weeks away from Christmas. Anita's Mom and Dad and Amy her sister are headed down to Australia a couple of days after Christmas and will be staying for about a month.
Instructions
1. Step One
Acquaint yourself with basic Aussie slang. Visit the National Museum of Australia website to test your knowledge. Start using words like corker (great) and yobbo (slob). Replace "fight" with "barney."
Lew always tells me I'm cheeky and a corker.
2. Step Two
Sprinkle your speech with colorful Aussie phrases to express emotion. Tell an exasperating person to "belt up" not "shut up." If someone is daydreaming, say "They're away with the pixies." Tell a friend "Bonzer mate!" to congratulate them on an accomplishment.
*I've heard Lew say "away with the pixies" all the time! He and his brother will say the same thing over and over in one conversation in different figures of speech. Each time they say it, it's with a different phrase. It's kind of like "who can outwit and be the most creative" contest. I laugh myself to death listening to it! He and his brother did this a lot when we went to New York last summer.
3. Step Three (Lew does this all the time!)
Rhyme with the Aussies. Australians use rhyming slang the same way Brits do "Apples and pears" means stairs, "Al Capone" stands for telephone, "Joey Blake" equals snake, "Frog and Toad" means road, and so on. Look for more intricate rhyming phrases by going to the Alldownunder website.
I was talking to Lew on his cell and he mentioned in mid conversation that he had to get the Al Capone.
4. Step Four
Substitute slang names for common food and drink monikers. A "long black" stands for double espresso, while a "flat white" means latte. "Tinny" equals beer in a can and a warm beer left on the table too long translates to "Kimberley cold." At meal time, if you hear an Aussie say "chook" that's slang for chicken, and if they ask for a "bikkie" they want a cookie.
Lew's mother kept talking about a chook. I figured out what she was really saying after a few minutes.
5. Step Five
Dress slang... First, put on your "grundies" or "under-chunder" (underwear). Then slip on your "tweeds" or "strides" (pants) or "boardies" (board shorts). Add a "skivvy" (turtleneck) or "boiled shirt" (dress shirt).
And finally, refer to ladies' undergarments as "knickers." Call a bra an "over the shoulder." Abbreviate sunglasses as "sunnies" and flip-flops as "flippies."
Lew kept asking his daughter if she'd brought her sunnies with her! I noticed that they put "ies" sound behind words... such as a brick mason is a bricky... mashed potatoes on a menu I saw was "mashies" and on the news they were talking about football and called it "footies".